This week I stalked Kevin McKenzie. He was born on March 28, 1988 and very recently celebrated his 22nd birthday at California Pizza Kitchen with a few of his friends. Sometime during the day Eric and a larger group of friends had a party for Kevin at his and Eric’s apartment. For his 21st birthday Kevin celebrated with friends at the BJ’s Restaurant & Brewery on Broxton. He received a Carlsberg “football” jersey at this party. He may have a little brother but there are no other pictures of the boy in his profile picture. Kevin is a computer science major and will be graduating this year. He likes computer humor like basically any XKCD comic and “C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN!” He’s worked as an Intern for Deloitte Consulting LLP and MySpace as well as a help desk for Counterpoint Systems. He is partly responsible for “those annoying ads on your MySpace profile” and can help students write documents and cure writer’s block. He graduated from La Canada High in 2006. All this information before I even got to the “Likes and Interests.” Kevin seems to like most of the popular sports except for American football. His music is primarily alternate and techno. He likes the classic movies like The Godfather and Citizen Kane. They seem to be typical movie choices for guys. His television style suggests a quirky and possibly dry sense of humor as well as an inclination for adventure/mystery/sci-fi. His email address is and his AIM is kjtmckenzie. One interesting thing I noticed is that Kevin has a standard way of smiling, meaning he has only a few different types of smiles. Also, he doesn’t seem to use his Facebook too often (most of his recent entries seem to be things for the class.)